Fortunes For the Not So Rich and Hardly Famous
We know how you feel bombarded by bogus fortune telling devices,
promising you the future in the palm of your hand.
You need an oracle you can rely on, a crystal ball with integrity.
That's why we went all the way to Dolly Llama,
a quaint village in the heart of the Andes,
to bring you WESAYSO -
the first truly reliable fortune telling aid in the world.
If you have no real interest in the truth, then bail out here.
That's right, take your clicker and scram.
But if you have any guts, come see your future because
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